"Former baseball star Jose Canseco has a new book out. It’s a tell-all
autobiography in which he claims he injected his former teammate -- superstar
Mark McGwire -- with steroids. He also claims that President Bush, who was then
a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, was aware of steroid use among players. A White
House spokesperson says Bush was not aware of it -- nor was he aware of most
anything during the early '90s. Mark McGwire vehemently denies the accusation
– he got so angry when he heard about it, he picked up his house and threw it
onto the freeway." --Jimmy Kimmel
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