"Senator John McCain thinks that Congress may have to step in to control
the use of steroids in sports. The Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig agrees. Is
this congress’ number one priority now? Baseball players. Did we win the war?
How about global warming. Have we fixed that already?" --Jay Leno
"Congress investigating steroids. It's kind of ironic, isn't it? Ted
Kennedy asking somebody how their head got so big." —Jay Leno
"Congress is investigating steroid use in baseball. Apparently we've cured
cancer and all the other problems of the world so now were starting on this
one." --Jay Leno
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