"There's a congressional committee now investigating steroid use in
Major League Baseball and so far they have subpoenaed a bunch of folks to
testify about the use of steroids -- Jason Giambi, subpoenaed; Sammy Sosa,
subpoenaed; Curt Schilling, subpoenaed; Janet Reno, subpoenaed." --David
Letterman
"How many folks saw the congressional hearings on steroids? I like this.
One congressman said baseball can't be trusted. And I thought well, no, not like
we trust Congress." --David Letterman
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