"Congress today conducted an under cover investigation of steroids in
baseball. Their conclusion -- the Chicago Cubs are just months away from getting
nuclear weapons." --Craig Ferguson
"Congress is asking baseball players to testify about steroids. Asked
about the steroid problem President Bush said 'I just use a little preparation
H.'" --Craig Ferguson
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