Letterman's Top 10 Messages Left on Jose Canseco's Answering Machine
10. Barry Bonds here. Can I get your leftover junk?
9. This is Andy Reid. Thanks for helping people forget the Eagles choked.
8. It's the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Any hypodermic needles we could display?
7. Jose, could you lift my car so I can change a flat?
6. Bill Buckner here. Welcome to the club.
5. It's Bud Selig. Thanks for not making fun of my hair.
4. This is President Bush. What's this I hear about me owning a baseball team in the '90s?
3. Hey, it's your agent -- I thought you were dead.
2. This is Jim from Jiffy Lube. Are you coming to work or not?
1. Mark McGwire. Why'd you tell everyone you injected me in the ass?
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