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"In his first news conference after being elected governor of California, Arnold Schwarzeneger promised to clean house in Sacramento. He also threatened to molest the energy crisis, and date rape the deficit." �Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"On Thursday in California, President Bush met privately with Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger. What did the pair talk about? Neither is sure." �Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

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