"Earlier today in California Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in as
Governor. After being sworn in, Arnold wasted no time and got right down to
groping." —David Letterman
"Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger is in Washington D.C. today. He and
Ted Kennedy went to lunch. Your state's on fire and what do you do? A
three-martini lunch with Ted Kennedy." —David Letterman
"Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you
think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Terminator." —David
Letterman
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