Mustache Jokes

Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong

What's the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache?
The smell.

What do you call a man without a mustache?
A woman.

I mustache you a question , but I'll shave it for later.

"Is that a mustache or have your eyebrows come down for a drink?"

The average man with a mustache touches it over 700 times a day.

I mustache you a question, can eyebrows your computer?

I mustache you to back off.

That awkward moment you offer your coworker a sincere compliment on their mustache and she files a complaint with human resources.

love to stay and chat, but I really MUSTACHE

The Forehead Moustache, when one moustache is not enough.

This girl told me she thinks we have something in common. I think it's her moustache.

Mustache Nicknames
Flavor Saver
Tea Strainer
Prison Pussy
Mr. Tickles
Bristle Batons
Crumb Catcher
Lip Shadow
Grass Grin
Cookie Duster
Nose Neighbor
Soup Strainer

Milk Mustache
A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The
first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the
picture is titled "Got Milk."
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white
mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white
mustache on it. It is entitled "Not Milk."

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