Yo Mama's So Cross Eyed Jokes
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.
Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
Yo mama' so cross-eyed, everytime she cries tears fall down her back
yo mama' so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don't know if it's up or down
yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she can see the front and the back door at the same time
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, everytime she has sex she thinks she's having a lesbian threesome.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!"
Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she can actually see the coronavirus multiplying.