Yo Mama So Short Jokes


Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she's Mini-Me's.... Mini-Me

Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short, Derrick Rose stepped on her and tore his Achilles tendon

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo momma so short, she uses a sock for a sleeping bag

Yo momma so short, she gave the coronavirus a fist bump.

Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".

Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Your momma is so small she can dodge raindrops.

your momma so short when she sticks out her tongue she can clean her snatch

Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

Yo mama so short she leaves for work under the door

Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging!

Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama so short she makes midgets look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama is so short she don't have to open the door to get in the house.

Your mama so short she has to slam-dunk the bus fare

Yo Mama So Tiny that some people stepped on her and never got hurt

Yo mama is so short she lives on one of my blood cells!

Yo mama so short you can't see her with the naked eye.

Yo momma so short microscopic organisms are her friends.

yo mama so short I stepped on a soda can and she said you better buy me a new toilet

Yo mama so short the only thing she could dunk was a chicken nugget

Yo momma so short I thought she was a broken Barbie doll and shipped her back to Mattel,INC.

Yo mama so short even Peter Pan and the lost boys calls her a midget.

yo mommas so small she can do limbo under the door.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo mama so short she needs a backpack to carry her smartphone.

yo mamma is so short, when it rains she is always the last person to know

yo mama short when she does marijuana she can't get high

Yo momma so small she has to ride the kiddie rides.

Yo mama's so short she ties her shoelaces while standing

Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her license

Yo mama so short and black that people call her ne(don't)gro

Yo mama so short not even germs can find her.

Yo Mama is short that she travels on a toy airplane.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she gets mistaken for a barbie doll.

Yo mama is so short she wears shoes for her chin.

Yo mama so short, when a truck ran over her she still was alive

Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to sit on the sofa.

Yo momma so short she hooks up with Legos.

yo mama's eye's so small she use's shoelaces as blindfolds.

Yo mama so short, if she went missing, the first place people would look is under the rugs.

Yo mama so short she makes Asians look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama so short she needs a step stool to get on a step stool.

Yo momma so tiny she has to shop at Baby Gap.

Yo mama is so short that she can`t even reach the petals of a smart car

Yo mama's so short she drives a toy car.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo momma so short she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress

Yo mama so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama so short, she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo momma so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

Yo mama so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"

Yo momma so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.

Yo mama so short she can do flips under the bed.

Yo mama so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.

Yo mama so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging.

Yo mamas hair is so short she has to roll it up using rice

Yo mama so short she uses a popsicle stick for a cane

Yo mama so short, she was rejected by the munchkins AND the Oompa-Loompas!

Yo mamma's so short they couldn't find her in this joke.

Yo mama so short she jumped off a curve and landed in a puddle and said "Help Help I'm drowning"

Yo mama is so short, that from the toilet seat to the ground, she can instantly kill herself.

Yo mama so short she comited suicide by jumping off the curve

Yo mamma so short that ants have to keep her company

Yo momma so short, I decided to play kick the can and your mom said why are you kicking my house.

yo mamas so short she got fucked by a lego!!

yo momma so short she can live with the lice in your hair.

yo momma is so tiny when it started to rain only one drop of rain made her drown.

yo mamas so small she broke her leg getting off the toilet

Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman

Yo momma so short she pole dances on a candy cane.

Yo mama so short, play dough is quicksand to her.

yo mumma is so short that she wanted to grow bigger so she raised her self.

yo mama so short her butt cheeks touched the back of her feet

Your mama is so tiny that she committed suicide by jumping of a LEGO brick.

Yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels.

Yo Mama's so short she hooks up with lego guys.

Yo Mama so short she needs a stepladder to climb a stepladder.

Yo mama so small that she can be only seen through an electron microscope.

Yo mama so short she needs a forklift to get a tissue out of the Kleenex box.

yo mama so short when she was going to wake her son and the door was locked she went through the key hole.

Yo momma so short she had to use a periscope to look out the car window.

yoy mama so little when she fell off the bed it took her three hours to hit the ground.

Yo mama so short that the only picture you have of her is under a microscope.

Yo mama is so short when she walks off the pavement (sidewalk) she wipes her ass on the curb.

yo mama that short she got locked in a toilet and shit herself.

Yo mama so short ants can't see her!

Yo mama so short she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.

Yo mama so short she uses a cigarette butt for high jumping

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