Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she's Mini-Me's.... Mini-Me
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama so short, Derrick Rose stepped on her and tore his Achilles tendon
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
Yo momma so short, she uses a sock for a sleeping bag
Yo momma so short, she gave the coronavirus a fist bump.
Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Your momma is so small she can dodge raindrops.
your momma so short when she sticks out her tongue she can clean her snatch
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
Yo mama so short she leaves for work under the door
Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging!
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo mama so short she makes midgets look like skyscrapers.
Yo mama is so short she don't have to open the door to get in the house.
Your mama so short she has to slam-dunk the bus fare
Yo Mama So Tiny that some people stepped on her and never got hurt
Yo mama is so short she lives on one of my blood cells!
Yo mama so short you can't see her with the naked eye.
Yo momma so short microscopic organisms are her friends.
yo mama so short I stepped on a soda can and she said you better buy me a new toilet
Yo mama so short the only thing she could dunk was a chicken nugget
Yo momma so short I thought she was a broken Barbie doll and shipped her back to Mattel,INC.
Yo mama so short even Peter Pan and the lost boys calls her a midget.
yo mommas so small she can do limbo under the door.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Yo mama so short she needs a backpack to carry her smartphone.
yo mamma is so short, when it rains she is always the last person to know
yo mama short when she does marijuana she can't get high
Yo momma so small she has to ride the kiddie rides.
Yo mama's so short she ties her shoelaces while standing
Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her license
Yo mama so short and black that people call her ne(don't)gro
Yo mama so short not even germs can find her.
Yo Mama is short that she travels on a toy airplane.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she gets mistaken for a barbie doll.
Yo mama is so short she wears shoes for her chin.
Yo mama so short, when a truck ran over her she still was alive
Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to sit on the sofa.
Yo momma so short she hooks up with Legos.
yo mama's eye's so small she use's shoelaces as blindfolds.
Yo mama so short, if she went missing, the first place people would look is under the rugs.
Yo mama so short she makes Asians look like skyscrapers.
Yo mama so short she needs a step stool to get on a step stool.
Yo momma so tiny she has to shop at Baby Gap.
Yo mama is so short that she can`t even reach the petals of a smart car
Yo mama's so short she drives a toy car.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress
Yo mama so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo mama so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo momma so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.
Yo mama so short she can do flips under the bed.
Yo mama so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
Yo mama so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging.