Slow Golf Jokes
Two pastors, one Catholic and one Protestant, and a Jewish rabbi were part of
a threesome one day on the course. The group ahead of them were playing slow,
terrible golf and weren't gesturing for a play-through. After several holes of
this agonizingly slow golf the three clerics began to get very impatient, each
muttering his own curses upon the group ahead of them.
Soon the Marshall came about, and was hailed down by the holy men who shouted,
"We're sick of being held-up by these yahoos ahead of us who won't allow us
to play through!" The Marshall stated, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but
those men are both deaf and blind."
The Protestant cried, "Oh, Jesus, forgive me for my bad thoughts and
cursing upon those poor souls." The Catholic cried, "Oh forgive me,
Mary, for my bad thoughts and cursing upon those poor souls." The rabbi
shouted, "So why can't they play at night!?"