Funny Golf Jokes:
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Do you know why the game is called golf?
Because all the other four letter words were taken.
What do you call Jessica Alba joining you and your buddies for a round of golf?
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs.
Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron?
Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!
Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?