Golf Jokes



Funny Golf Jokes:

If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.

SO why does the golfer carry two shirts?
In case he gets a hole in one.

Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.

Do you know why the game is called golf?
Because all the other four letter words were taken.

A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs.
Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"

What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron?
Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!

Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?
Intercourse!


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