Funny Golf Jokes:
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Do you know why the game is called golf?
Because all the other four letter words were taken.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs.
Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron?
Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!
Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?