A man was playing 18 holes by himself. On the 15th tee he hooked his ball
into some buttercups along the left of the fairway. Being an honorable man, he
penalized himself one stroke and moved his ball out of the pretty flowers.
Then a fairy appeared. She said "Thank you for moving your ball out of the
earth's beautiful buttercups, you will now be blessed with an unlimited supply
of butter for the rest of your life!"
"Well, thanks," the man replied, "but where were you yesterday
when I hit my ball into the pussywillows?"