Zebra
Short Zebra Jokes
Q: What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
A: They can't decide whether to be black or white!
Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned zebra!
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot!
Q: If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
A: A stri-ped.
Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
A: Tarzan with stripes.
Q: Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey?
A: They called it a zeedonk.
Zebra Bar Jokes
Life In A Zoo
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I'm a cow" said the cow.
"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.
"Right - o, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."
Racist Zebra Joke
There once were two little zebras who wanted to know if they were white with black stripes, or black with white stripes.
One little zebra suggested to visit the "Zebra of the Wise"
The two little zebras went to the Zebra of the wise and asked, "Are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?" The Zebra of the wise replied " We are who we are."
The one little zebra said "OK" and ran away. Then the other little zebra followed him.
The one little zebra said to the other... " He didn't answer us, so what are we?" The one little zebra said " We are white with black stripes."
The other zebra said "how do you know that."
Then the little zebra said, " Well if we were black with white stripes he would have said " We is who we is."
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