Pick up lines to say at a bar ( not just for a doctor )
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes
Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"
Pick-up lines to say to a cute doctor
"Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?"
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
"I'd like to find another doctor."
"Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?"
My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Are you my appendix? Cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Doctor To Patients Pick Up Lines
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
Come into my office and take off your pants.