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Christmas Pick Up Lines


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Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white christmas


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