Fall Jokes
Short Fall Jokes
What did the tree say to autumn?
leaf me alone.
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn is fall.
Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
What falls in autumn?
Leaves!
What is the cutest season?
Awwtumn.
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
It was on paid leaf.
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A pumpkin patch!
How do leaves get from place to place?
With autumn-mobiles.
How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
That's it, i'm leaving.
What will fall on the lawn first?
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
Disbe-leaf.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
Autumn Bar Jokes
Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
One Liners
This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.
We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.
If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out.
It's so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying
On the first day of autumn (autumnal equinox), the number of hours of daylight and darkness are approximately equal.
Autumn is a time when death is golden and beautiful.
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower
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