Miscellaneous Short Food Jokes
Q: What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?
A: You suffer from pickled hearing!
Q: Why didn't the obese man know he was overweight?
A: Because it kinda just snacked up on him!
Q: Why are all obese Americans actually in shape?
A: Because the shape is a triangle!
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinners on me tonight.
Q: What happened to the snack bar that was too close to the Atom Smasher?
A: They created "Fission chips"
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
Q: Why did the skittles go to school?
A: Because they wanted to be smarties!
Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
Q: Why did the pecans run across the busy road?
A: Beacause they were nuts!
Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
A: Bubble Gum.
Q: What kind of music does candy listen to?
Q: What are the 4 major food groups?
A: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.
Q: What kind of witch crafts food?
A: A sand-witch.
Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
A: Cum in five different flavours.
Q: How does butter play baseball?
A: It butters up
Q: How do you know that Buffalo meat is becoming popular?
A: When you find Buffaloney lunch meat at your supermarket!
Q: Why do they call it Fast Food?
A: Because if you dont eat it really fast, you might actually taste it.
Q: What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?
A: You get a volley of the Dills.