What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance
What kind of dance do mothers like best?
The Mom-bo
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!
What is the fastest pie in the world?
Merengue.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Where can you dance in California?
San Fran-disco
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.
What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!
Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss?
Line dancing at a nursing home.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?
Escargogo boots.
What did the groovy bank robber say?
Everybody get down!
Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
What dance do women do when summer is over?
Tango (tan-go)
What does a dancer do after falling in love?
The horizontal mambo.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite
Where did the hamburger go to dance?
At the Meat ball
Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast?
Ihop.
Where are bare feet not allowed to dance?
At the sock hop.
How do you know your fat?
When you walk you do the Harlem Shake.
What do tired line dancers do?
They Line Down.
What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
An Ocean "Liner".
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
What did the golfer say to the hip hop dancer?
Everyday I'm Schauffele.
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A One Liner!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!
Where did the computer go to dance?
To a disc-o!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic they like!
What is good for your soul but not your soles?
Dancing!
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet
Why does a ballerina were a two two (Tutu)?
Because a one one is to small and a three three is to big.
Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor?
Because they are afraid of stairs
Why did the dancer cross the road?
Because she had to do it on the other side!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp
What do ballerinas run on?
Batterie power!
What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock.
What is a ducks favorite dance?
The quackstep!
What sort of music do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic
Why is it cool to be a dancer?
Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!
What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A tap dance!
How do ballroom rumors spread?
Through the GRAPEVINE