Linux Jokes


Short Linux Jokes

Q: What's the difference between an Linux and a virus?
A: A virus does something.

Q: How do you know you are using Linux?
A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!

Q: What did the Ivy League graduate student do after reading a box that said "Windows Vista or better"
A: He installed Linux!

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Linux Mottos

Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!

The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog

Fatal Error: Found Windows Vista System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

Linux: "You've got questions we've got answers and no distracting dancing paperclips."

Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste

Linux, DOS, Vista : "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"


Microsoft vs Linux

Three Microsoft engineers and three Linux engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Linux engineers notice that the Microsoft engineers bought only one ticket between them.

The Linux engineers ask the Microsoft engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Microsoft engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Microsoft engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Linux engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the Linux engineers notice that the Microsoft engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Microsoft engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Linux engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Microsoft engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"


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