Knock Knock Music Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Oops I did it again
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hello!
Hello who?
Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.
Knock Knock!
Who�s there?
Rain!
Rain who!?
U rain nothing but a hound dog!!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Joana!
Joana who?
I JOANA CLOSE MY EYES, I JOANA FALL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING
Knock Knock
Who's There?
A mall!
A mall who?
A mall shook up!
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Allah!
Allah who?
Allah these stars will guide us home.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Truffle.
Truffle who?
Truffle with love is, it can tear you up inside.
Knock Knock!
Who�s there?
Why!
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Everybody
Everybody who?
Everybody was Kung fu fighting.
Knock Knock!
Who�s there?
Slum dog!
Slum dog who?
I slum dog a land down under!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf it all to me...
("Leave It All to Me" iCarly theme)
Knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
yoo-hoo big summer blowout.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tissue.
Tissue Who?
All I Want For Christmas Tissue...
Coachella: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Coachella: Not you!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bully!
Bully who?
Bully Jean is not my lover.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come, you can't hide.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hungry!
Hungry who?
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see your heartbreak.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby cradle in all.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Amal!
Amal Who?
I'm in love, Amal shook up
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harrison!
Harrison who?
Harrison (here is a song) for the broken hearted.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parrots!
Parrots who?
Parrots (Parents) just don't understand!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rupert!
Rupert who?
Rupert (you put) your left foot in and you shake it all about.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands up, like the Ceiling can't hold us
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Let's go Chopin (shopping) for a new piano.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat love you! (yeah yeah) (baby girl)
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Sexy!
Sexy who?
Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican!
Jamaican who?
"Jamaica wanna scream and shout and let it all out"
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Baghdad!
Baghdad who?
Girl, you looks good, won't you Baghdad ass up
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haze!
Haze who?
Haze a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wok!
Wok who?
I wanna Wok and Roll all night. And party every day.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Violins.
Violins who?
Violence is not the answer.
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