Knock Knock Family Jokes
Me: "Knock knock."
Friend: "Who's there?"
Me: "Well not your parents because they don't knock."
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
KISS Grandma
Dad: Knock Knock.
Son: Who's there?
Dad: Boo.
Son: Boo who?
Dad: Why are you crying? Son
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I'm T!
I'm T who?
Oh, you're only 2? Is your mom home?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Your mom!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
Crap! Stop the funeral!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Like!
Like who?
Like father like son the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Fruit.
Fruit who?
Fruit of your loins, that's who.
Knock knock
Who's there
Chimp!
Chimp who?
A chimp off the old block.
Knock knock
Who's there
No
No who?
You know me open the door!
Knock knock
Who's there
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock knock
Who's there
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Past your bedtime, what are you still doing up.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bae.
Bae who?
Bae hook or by crook there better only be one.
Knock knock
Who's there?
honey comb
honey comb who
honey comb yo hair
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hide.
Hide who?
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Marry!
Marry Who?
Will you marry me?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nerf!
Nerf who?
Your nephew.
Knock knock
Who's there?
I got.
I got who?
I got a family tree unlike you you have a family cactus as your family is full of pricks
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Your Niece.
Your Niece who?
Your Niece who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bud!
Bud who?
Bud is thicker than water.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Parents!
Parents who?
Exactly you're adopted.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cousin Ted!
Cousin Ted who?
Cousin Ted of opening the door your making me wait in the rain.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mom & Dad.
Mom & Dad who?
Exactly your adopted.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
I thought you were my friend you should know my name.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise (this guy) is your boyfriend?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Stranger!
Stranger who?
Didn't your mom ever tell you not to open the door to strangers.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, can you speak up.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma!
Grandma who?
"Oh, you better stop sassin' me cuz I am yo grandma"
"Grandma (grab me a) piece of cake please."
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey!
Honey who?
Honey I'm home.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe momma.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma
Knock Knock
Whos there
Od lady
Old lady who?
I didnt know you cold yodel
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Father.
Father who?
Father, son, holy, spirit.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew/Cantaloupe.
Honeydew/Cantaloupe Who?
Honeydew ya know you Cantaloupe without a man!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
You are so weird you dont know who you are!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you know your self?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo mama,
Yo mama who?
LET ME IN OR NO XBOX FOR A MONTH.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?
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