An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making
love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and
he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is
still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the
wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!