Fucking Bank Account Joke


A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says,'Can I help you, sir'
He goes, ' Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account'

Clerk, 'Please there's no need for cussin'
'Yo motherfucka I just wanna open a fuckin account.'
'Sir I'll help u but watch ur language'

So the manager comes over,' Is there a problem here?'
Dude says,' Yea mothafucka I'm trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an' this motherfuckin' bitch won't let me.'
'Please sir don't curse and how much are you opening the account with?'
Dude,' 7 million $$'
Manager,' And this motherfuckin bitch ain't helpin' you?'

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