DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DYKE AND A LESBIAN
This is a primer of how to separate a Dyke from a Lesbian. Kindly pay close
attention... there will be show and tell after.
A Lesbian buys real estate. A Dyke rents.
A Lesbian drinks out of a wine glass. A Dyke pops a top.
A Dyke owns a Harley. A Lesbian owns a 10 speed Schwinn.
A Dyke's tattoos don't rub off. A Lesbian's don't show.
A Lesbian brunches. A Dyke drives-through.
A Lesbian has acquaintances. A Dyke has buddies.
A Dyke buys 'Hustler' over the counter. A Lesbian has a subscription.
None of a Lesbian's earrings are made from parts of her tool box.
A Lesbian drives a Porsche. A Dyke commands a pick-up.
A Lesbian has her ears pierced. A Dyke goes further... WAY further!
A Dyke can actually use the word dildo 15 to 20 times a day.
A Lesbian passes gas. A Dyke farts.
A Lesbian cooks. A Dyke defrosts.
A Lesbian entertains at home. A Dyke has a regular bar stool.
A Lesbian networks, and chats. A Dyke shows up.
A Dyke has a tool belt. A Lesbian has a tooled belt.
A Dyke believes she looks great in a six dollar haircut.
A Dyke will drink from any hose. A Lesbian carries her own Evian.
A Lesbian makes dinner. A Dyke makes reservations.
A Dyke plays hardball. A Lesbian plays softball.