Rabbit Jokes
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
Q: What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14 carrot ring!
Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on their bunnymoon!
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!
Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.
Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a millionhare!
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!
Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Q: What's a rabbit's favorite game?
A: Hopscotch!
Q: What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
A: Rabbit Hood.
Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck?
A: You quack me up!
Q: Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
A: In the hare force!
Q: Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime?
A: They have hare conditioning!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: how do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
Q: Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
A: It was a "hare-raising tail"
Q: How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
A: He's hoppy
Q: What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
A: The fast and the furriest.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts.
Q: How do frogs & rabbits settle their disputes?
A: They play hopscotch!
Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a bunny transformer?
Hop-timus Prime.
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet rabbit walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my rabbit."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the rabbit falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a rabbit."
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a rabbit sitting next to him.
"Are you a rabbit?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The rabbit replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Front Seat
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a huge rabbit in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that rabbit?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the rabbit again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that rabbit to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
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