Short Bunny Jokes
Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
Q: How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A: None, they're all on the outside.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q: What's the difference between a healthy bunny and an odd bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Q: What do you call a bunny transformer?
A: Hop-timus Prime
Q: Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?
A. The Hare Dresser.
Q: What did the vet say after the rabbit died?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail.
Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.
Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.
Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny?
A: He was a millionhare!
Q: Why did the bunny like the adventure?
A: It was a "hare-raising tail"
Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: What do you call a happy bunny?
A: An Hop-timist.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A: Because it runs.
Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: Whats a bunnys favorite place to hang out?
A: Ihop!
Q: How are bunnies like calculators?
A: They can multiply real fast!
Q: What is a bunny's favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts.
Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?
A: A 13-carrot ring!
Q: Do bunnies use combs?
A: No, they use hare brushes!
Q: Why did the little girl wash her bunny?
A: Because her hare was dirty!
Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!
Q: Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
A: To the Basket ball!
Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!
Q: What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!
Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
Q: Why are bunnies so smart?
A: Because they know how to multiply!
Q: How do bunnies keep their fur neat?
A: They use a harebrush!
Q: Why is a bunny's nose always so shiny?
A: Because his powder puff is at the wrong end!
Q: What do you call a bunny in a kilt?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married?
A: Bunnymoon!
Q: Which bunnies were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde!
Q: What kind of cars do bunnies drive?
A: Hop rods!
Q: What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you!
Q: What did the carrot say to the bunny rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden?
A: Lettuce alone!
Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money?
A: A billion-hare!
Q: What do you call two bunnies racing down the road?
A: The fast and the furriest.